Someone tries to break into my home every day

by | Feb 9, 2021

They don’t really. I just think they do.

Frank laughs at me every time I jump from fright when mail (or more often junk) is shoved through our letterbox.

You have to understand, I’ve spent most of my life in Kentucky where the mailbox was always unquestionably disconnected from the house. In some of my former homes, I’ve even had to cross the road to check for mail.

Six years in Ireland, and I’m still not used to the letterbox being a part of our house. Or how the delivery people manage to sound like they’re executing a full-body assault on our door (causing me to jump, EVERY SINGLE TIME).

But I have picked up the knack for telling the difference between junk mail and real mail, based on sound alone. Do you live in Ireland? Do you know what I’m talking about?

Most days, the arrival of our mail goes like this:

Frank and me at breakfast table (also our lunch and dinner table, we only have the one). Me about to take a leisurely sip from my fourth cup of coffee of the day. sound of someone trying to violently break in Me gasping and jumping while trying not to spill coffee. Then “Oh,” I say, hand over my racing heart, feeling relieved we’re safe, but disappointed because it’s only fliers from restaurants we never order from, which I can recognize by the noise they make.

But on special days…

We get to the point in the scene where I’m trying to keep my coffee in my cup, and instead of disappointment, I feel a little surge of excitement, because I know by the sound coming from the hall that it’s real mail from a real person that’s being aggressively force-fed through our door.

It’s such a nice little burst of positivity—receiving an engaging letter from someone you know and like, and not just another advertisement you won’t even pause to look at before chucking in the paper bin.

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